Beware of BEMs with halitosis.
o/~ it's too late, to fall in love with Sharon Tate o/~
I once saw Tiny Tim singing Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" while writhing on the floor tearing his clothes off. It beat "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" hands down.
You've reached a personal page. Herein lies a family album of sorts.
WARNING: Graphic Intensive!
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
__Thomas de Quincey
Get your tiny hands on my (not so) recent links.
Television is the opiate of the masses.
They may call it a home page, but it's more like the gnome in somebody's front yard than the home itself.
__Tim Berners-Lee
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Length of beard an average man would grow if he never shaved in his lifetime: nearly 30 feet. Amount of time average man spends shaving: 3350 hours (about 140 days or 84 workweeks).
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